Vintage Television Lover Gifts

Jack Lord

"Do you remember when they just made do with a post coital cigarette."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The Old Time Television Channel

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Tsars in their eyes.

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'Hey! — they're rerunning the Commander Data show!'

George Baker

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Joan Collins

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

Miami Vice

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

The Moe Howard Installation