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"Great, another Friday night watching 'Antiques Roadshow' with him... My life stinks."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV jester.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Your remote control, sire."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

The Walking Fred

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.