Old-school Tv Aficionados Pillows

'Back in the day, things were simpler...It only took 4 stations to bore us.'

Joan Hickson

Cord cutter

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Extraordinary! Apparently primitive cave people did say 'yabba dabba doo'.'

TV Set

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

'I was just telling them that used to be a TV show called 'Father Knows Best'.'

'Future shock, ech? Tell you what — I'm going to put you on'Mr. Ed' reruns.'

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

My, what a lovely romantic Valentine's Day gift...the Three Stooges boxed set!

"Great, another Friday night watching 'Antiques Roadshow' with him... My life stinks."

Tracy Tracy

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Barney Fife

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