Old-school Tv Lover Pillows

'The trouble is not with your set -- please adjust your eyes.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV jester.

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

"What would you like to watch again?"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Tsars in their eyes.

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

The Bronze Age of Television

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'