Old-school Tv Lover Mugs

'The trouble is not with your set -- please adjust your eyes.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV jester.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"What would you like to watch again?"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Tsars in their eyes.

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

John Laurie

Huawei Five-O

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

The Bronze Age of Television

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

'Hey! — they're rerunning the Commander Data show!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"I wish I could give you more on the trade-in, but all that guano really did a number on the paint."

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

George Baker

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'