Classic Tv Lover Pillows

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Carol Burnett

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

We've seen this one, I remember those slippers! (Man's huge slippers are blocking the screen).

It ain't half Hoffman.

Tsars in their eyes.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Patrick Mower.

"I can never figure out if he's on a zoom meeting or watching the bradly bunch."

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

'It's time you knew. This is a cardboard cut out of Ward Cleaver. Your real father's been in the basement for the last two years watching Three Stooges videos.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Sid James and Tony Hancock.

'Remember the time you thought the FBI was following you, and it turned out to be Ralph Edwards?'

George Baker

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

We Pause Now For Lunch Don't Go Away We'll Be Right Back!

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"That's that old game show, 'I've Got a Secret'."

Recycling Television Programs

"So, what's with the "yabba-dabba-doo" thing?"

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

The Moe Howard Installation

If that

"Oh, Lucy, I never say anything like this in my whole life..."

Superman on Fantasy Island

'Dave got a bunch of cowboys to install our digital TV. Now all we can receive are old westerns.'

'I miss rabbit ears.'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

'...and I suppose her next door wants you to tape the soaps while she's on holiday?'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'