Classic Tv Buff Pillows

Bill & Ben encounter trouble on their way out of Amsterdam.

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

"Maybe our sex life isn't what it used to be. . . on the other hand, how many people can name every guest host of the tonight show?"

"What should I do with a younger woman. Such a young thing wouldn't even know what I mean when I talk about William Shatner as Captain Kirk!"

"Hey - THAT's a good trick!"

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

'Same old same old!'

'...And now, welcome to the 'All I Love Lucy, All the Time' channel....'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

New Course At The New School

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

Miami Vice

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Homo Zapiens

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Tunnel of TV

The Old Time Television Channel

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

"What would you like to watch again?"

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"