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Bill & Ben encounter trouble on their way out of Amsterdam.

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

"Maybe our sex life isn't what it used to be. . . on the other hand, how many people can name every guest host of the tonight show?"

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

"What should I do with a younger woman. Such a young thing wouldn't even know what I mean when I talk about William Shatner as Captain Kirk!"

"Hey - THAT's a good trick!"

Jed Clampett delivers his Jed Talk

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

Ronnie Barker.

Violet Carson

'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

'I'm not tired of you, Kemosabe, I'm tired of the William Tell overture'

Wilfrid Brambell

'Same old same old!'

'...And now, welcome to the 'All I Love Lucy, All the Time' channel....'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

New Course At The New School

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

Miami Vice

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

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