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"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"You heard the little lady, Mister. She said, 'Don't touch that dial.' "

Tracy Tracy

Cord cutter

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

The Old Time Television Channel

"What would you like to watch again?"

Must-See Lockdown TV.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Tsars in their eyes.

John Laurie

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"I wish I could give you more on the trade-in, but all that guano really did a number on the paint."

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

George Baker

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

New Course At The New School

'Morcambe and Wise.'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'I told him not to touch that dial.'