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"Chinese, kemo-sabe! Billions of them!"

'No, I don't think 'Indian Love Call' would make better theme music!'

Celebrity drinking and drug problems at an all time high.

7 Days in Mayberry: 'It's about an attempted coup against Sheriff Taylor.'

Sergeant Bilko.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV jester.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Tsars in their eyes.

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

New Course At The New School

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'Morcambe and Wise.'

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

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