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Don Knotts (Barney Fife) arrives in heaven.

''Star Trek,' or 'The Waltons' I could understand... but a 'Geraldo' marathon?'

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"What would you like to watch again?"

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Tsars in their eyes.

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Wild and crazy salmon

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

New Course At The New School

'Morcambe and Wise.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'