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Victor Meldrew.

'I was just telling them that used to be a TV show called 'Father Knows Best'.'

'Future shock, ech? Tell you what — I'm going to put you on'Mr. Ed' reruns.'

"Oh s**t, it’s ICE!"

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

"kindle 'em, Danno!" I don't like the way they've updated "Hawaii Five-O."

Man retuning his telly to get a closer look at the presenters breasts

John Laurie

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Do you understand his language, Tonto?', 'It's Creek to me.'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

'Sorry, Kemosabe, but this just isn't fun any more.'

"Did you know there used to be a show called 'Father Knows Best'?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Joan Hickson

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

"Your remote control, sire."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Tsars in their eyes.

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

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