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Victor Meldrew.

'I was just telling them that used to be a TV show called 'Father Knows Best'.'

'Future shock, ech? Tell you what — I'm going to put you on'Mr. Ed' reruns.'

"Oh s**t, it’s ICE!"

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

Man retuning his telly to get a closer look at the presenters breasts

'Do you understand his language, Tonto?', 'It's Creek to me.'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

'Sorry, Kemosabe, but this just isn't fun any more.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Joan Hickson

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

"Your remote control, sire."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"What would you like to watch again?"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Tsars in their eyes.

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

The Bronze Age of Television

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Wild and crazy salmon

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

New Course At The New School

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'