Classic Tv Admirer T-Shirts

"I'd like a really old black n' white TV set, so I can watch all the stuff I used to like as a kid..."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Tsars in their eyes.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

A potato's favourite video

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

New Course At The New School

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Miami Vice

The Moe Howard Installation

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.