Classic Tv Devotee T-Shirts

Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and James Gandolfini.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Tsars in their eyes.

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

New Course At The New School

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

The Walking Fred