Classic Tv Admirer Prints

"I'd like a really old black n' white TV set, so I can watch all the stuff I used to like as a kid..."

Patrick McGoohan

"I wish I could give you more on the trade-in, but all that guano really did a number on the paint."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Buster Keaton

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

"What would you like to watch again?"

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Tsars in their eyes.

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

John Laurie

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

New Course At The New School

A potato's favourite video

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

George Baker

Joan Collins

Miami Vice

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'