Retro Television Admirer Prints

Television: Vast Wasteland. . .Vaster Wasteland.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Before the Internet

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

The Bronze Age of Television

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'Morcambe and Wise.'