Retro Tv Enthusiast Prints

The Bronze Age of Television

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Huawei Five-O

"You've mellowed - I remember you turning off this programme on disgust when it was first shown in 2005."

"Oh no, I'm getting interested in the stairlift commercials."

Gilligan's Elevator

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

"Why don't we get the History Channel?"

'Do not adjust your set, hehehe!'

'That's right across the screen - how inconsiderate can you get?'

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

Nostalgia TV.

Warning to kids

The Old Time Television Channel

"I have to get into teletubbies...it's all people at university ever talk about."

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"

"And a Richard Whiteley jacket. In case you get into trouble and need to attract attention."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'I can remember when you could only get mindless violence from TV.'

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

"This Is A Test. This station is conducting a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This Is Only A Test Right?"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Joan Hickson

Before the Internet

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Hey...remember T.V.?