Retro Tv Enthusiast Pillows

The Bronze Age of Television

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"You've mellowed - I remember you turning off this programme on disgust when it was first shown in 2005."

"Oh no, I'm getting interested in the stairlift commercials."

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

'Do not adjust your set, hehehe!'

'That's right across the screen - how inconsiderate can you get?'

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

Nostalgia TV.

Warning to kids

The Old Time Television Channel

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"

"And a Richard Whiteley jacket. In case you get into trouble and need to attract attention."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'I can remember when you could only get mindless violence from TV.'

"This Is A Test. This station is conducting a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This Is Only A Test Right?"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Joan Hickson

Before the Internet

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'