Retro Tv Aficionado Pillows

"You don't see yourself in the Zoom meeting because you're watching the opening of the Brady Bunch."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Walking Fred

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

Gilligan's Elevator.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

'The Grugs can switch caves without getting up.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Joan Hickson

Before the Internet

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

The Bronze Age of Television

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'Morcambe and Wise.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'