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"You don't see yourself in the Zoom meeting because you're watching the opening of the Brady Bunch."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Walking Fred

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

Gilligan's Elevator.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

'The Grugs can switch caves without getting up.'

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

Dad's Army Boxset

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Joan Hickson

Before the Internet

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

John Laurie

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

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The Bronze Age of Television

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."