Retro Television Lover T-Shirts

"His endorsement could win you the youth vote and the cat-eater vote."

"Bringing him a television from the 1960's has turned him into a cro-magnon rock potato!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Before the Internet

TV jester.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Tsars in their eyes.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."