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Bill & Ben encounter trouble on their way out of Amsterdam.

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Morcambe and Wise.'

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

Problems with Channel 5

This program will take you back to where you didn't want to be the first time.

Before the Internet

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"No, that's 'Gilligan's Island.' You want to withdraw cash. Hit cancel and try again."

'No adjustment of your television is necessary. We have just lost our broadcasting license.'

Swearing on Digital TV.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'We've really got to get a remote.'

'We've been picking up your television broadcasts, and we're here to buy some of those neat steak knives!'

Another Programme Dissecting the 80's

'Feeling tired, listless and worn out? Then take my advice, go to bed.'

When celebrities roamed the Earth...

"No Grandad, it isn't really 1969. It's just another repeat!"

Elderly Tarzan...

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

On a lonely old road, a man too long without sleep, nods off at the wheel and misses the whole thing.

'The way I understand it, Grandpa spent the wild, psychedelic Sixties mostly watching Ed Sullivan.'

Man hitting television gets kicked back

"Baldo, this is my friend Hidalgo. He was an actor who starred in TV commercials back in the sixties!"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

BBC Archives

'You're running away from home? Great! -- now I can subscribe to the Playboy Channel!'

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

Dallas Followed by Falcon Crest

"Boss, last night I Netflixed an episode of 'Undercover Boss' from 1982. Was that you in it?" "I will neither confirm nor deny that. But I will say this..." "...if a little kid thinks catching the chicken pox is a good excuse for showing up five minutes late to squeeze lemons at a successful lemonade stand, that little kid deserves to get fired..." "...and blacklisted from the entire tri-state lemonade stand industry." "Very bad man."

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

We're too late - he says Phil Donahue retired years ago!

Rabbit ears on top of a man's TV acting as an antenna.

'Huh! I grew up with Lassie, and she wasn't as sweet and innocent as everybody thinks...'