Retro Television Lover Gifts

"His endorsement could win you the youth vote and the cat-eater vote."

"Bringing him a television from the 1960's has turned him into a cro-magnon rock potato!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Before the Internet

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV jester.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Tsars in their eyes.

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Huawei Five-O

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

George Baker

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'