Retro Tv Lover Gifts

'They were behind the sofa.'

'It makes one feel old - I can remember the very first time they replaced this.'

Baywatch (British style)

'I'm not tired of you, Kemosabe, I'm tired of the William Tell overture'

More really bad TV of the 80's (again)

"There's something wrong with my vertical hold, doctor!"

"Did you know there used to be a show called 'Father Knows Best'?"

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

"I've observed that on several occasions, when given the opportunity to assist a struggling co-worker, you instead chose merely to 'pity the fool'."

Ronnie Barker

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'Grandad's telling us about the first 'World at War'.'

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

'I found the most effective TV parental control was to get a TV set with no remote.'

'Hey! — they're rerunning the Commander Data show!'

Employing technology to keep students' attention.

"Four o'clock, dear. 'Sesame Street.'"

'Ever feel like the screens get bigger but the entertainment doesn't?'

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

'Daddy. When does gratuitous sex and violence start?'

'It's a VCR and fifty copies of 'Gilligan's Island -- the Movie'!'

'Howzat,madam? As good as new now and Parky looking ten years younger!'

"This will revolutionize the industry!"

"Play me that 1980s show 'St. Elsewhere,' in order, starting with the pilot episode. Processing request... Make it high definition, though, not that fuzzy old-timey look all those early eighties shows have. And add some music to it that plays constantly. Music that tells me how to feel during the scenes. And instead of the doctors looking tired and overworked, make them always look like they just stepped out of a shower after having a long night's rest. Error: I cannot do any of that. Never mind

I can't stand old "Star Trek." There's just way too much talking and not enough blowing stuff up. Well, your problem, little buddy, is you didn't give it enough time to grow on you. You're judging it superficially. Not true. I've seen every single episode of every series and all the movies in the last five hours. Fast-forwarding through things doesn't count as "watching" them. I think it was Shakespeare who said "a meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely a

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Mary Tyler Moore

Tattoo from "Fantasy Island" tattoo.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Before the Internet

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

TV jester.