Classic Tv Lovers Prints

"Chinese, kemo-sabe! Billions of them!"

'No, I don't think 'Indian Love Call' would make better theme music!'

Celebrity drinking and drug problems at an all time high.

7 Days in Mayberry: 'It's about an attempted coup against Sheriff Taylor.'

Sergeant Bilko.

Blue Peter on BBC1 1958-2012.

TV jester.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"What would you like to watch again?"

Must-See Lockdown TV.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Tsars in their eyes.

John Laurie

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

George Baker

"I wish I could give you more on the trade-in, but all that guano really did a number on the paint."

New Course At The New School

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."