Classic Tv Fanatic Prints

'I'm taping all R and PG shows to watch when I'm 18.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Larry King

As Seen Watching TV

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Tsars in their eyes.

John Laurie

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"The season finale of the world is near."

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

New Course At The New School