Classic Tv Fanatic Pillows

'I'm taping all R and PG shows to watch when I'm 18.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

As Seen Watching TV

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Tsars in their eyes.

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

New Course At The New School

"The season finale of the world is near."