Classic Tv Enthusiast Pillows

Barney Fife

Reverting to his childhood nickname made Mr. Cleaver seem more approachable.

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'Extraordinary! Apparently primitive cave people did say 'yabba dabba doo'.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Joan Hickson

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Your remote control, sire."

"What would you like to watch again?"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Tsars in their eyes.

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

New Course At The New School

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'