Classic Tv Show Fan Pillows

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Before the Internet

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"What would you like to watch again?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Tsars in their eyes.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.