Old Tv Show Fan Pillows

Sixth word.... Sounds like... Bell! ...Hell? ...Well? ...WELL!! ...OK, then... so far it's 'Timmy BLANK trapped BLANK BLANK well'...

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Herman Mankiewicz

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Before the Internet

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."