Nostalgic Tv Show Fan Pillows

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

Late Night TV

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"Well if Henry had behaved like that in the 40's! Really"

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

Kellogg's Wapners

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

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