Nostalgic Tv Show Fan Prints

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

Lorne Greene

June Brown

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

The Professionals.

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Late Night TV

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"Well if Henry had behaved like that in the 40's! Really"

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

Okay

Kellogg's Wapners

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"