Classic Tv Show Fan Mugs

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Before the Internet

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"What would you like to watch again?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Clive Anderson

Tsars in their eyes.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

George Baker