Classic Tv Prints

Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and James Gandolfini.

'They were behind the sofa.'

"You don't see yourself in the Zoom meeting because you're watching the opening of the Brady Bunch."

Don Knotts (Barney Fife) arrives in heaven.

7 Days in Mayberry: 'It's about an attempted coup against Sheriff Taylor.'

"Good news, it's not groundhog day syndrome, you're just watching endless repeats of Murder She Wrote on ITV 3."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Blood Donor Centre

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

Trigger warning

"That's that old game show, 'I've Got a Secret'."

An indication that the reading class is catering to the lowest common denominator.

Andy Griffith Tombstone.

"The Brady Bunch, circa 2025."

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

Dallas Followed by Falcon Crest

The secret to Rip Van Winkle's lengthy slumber.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

Larry Hagman

You're watching the Nostalgia Channel. Based on your preoccupation with the past, we assume you're no spring chicken. Based on the fact that it's the middle of the night, we assume you're an unemployed, debt-ridden insomniac. So, you can expect a lot of commercials about illness, debt consolidation and erectile dysfunction. Enjoy the show!

Must-See Lockdown TV.

Norman Fell

"Hey Burt, shat happened to your eyebrow?""Botox."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'