Classic Tv Gifts

Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and James Gandolfini.

"You don't see yourself in the Zoom meeting because you're watching the opening of the Brady Bunch."

Don Knotts (Barney Fife) arrives in heaven.

7 Days in Mayberry: 'It's about an attempted coup against Sheriff Taylor.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

An indication that the reading class is catering to the lowest common denominator.

"The Brady Bunch, circa 2025."

Dallas Followed by Falcon Crest

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Hey Burt, shat happened to your eyebrow?""Botox."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The Old Time Television Channel

"What would you like to watch again?"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Tsars in their eyes.

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

The Bronze Age of Television

New Course At The New School

"Previously on..."

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'Morcambe and Wise.'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."