Classic Tv Show Buff Pillows

Warning! This classic 70's comedy contains humour.

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Homo Zapiens

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Tunnel of TV

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

Draw!

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

Woman and TV.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'