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Sound system for mobiles.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Best before 65 million BC.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Dead animal toupee.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Dauber Micawber'

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

Gramophone/Ghetto Blaster.

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

"Some gentlemen at the bar were wondering if you'd like to join them."

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