Vintage Audio Fans Gifts

Sound system for mobiles.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Best before 65 million BC.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Adult Barbershop

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Elvis Presley

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Angus McKinnon Young

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Dead animal toupee.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

'Dauber Micawber'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Elvis' autopsy

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

Gramophone/Ghetto Blaster.

Bing Crosby

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He's the best Elvis impersonator I've seen!"

Nostalgiaville

"Some gentlemen at the bar were wondering if you'd like to join them."

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

'Ignore it. It's not the real thing, just another Graceland impersonator.'