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Change (Man changing).

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

"Do you buy cars here?"

Christmas TV...

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Adult Barbershop

Night Life: L.A.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

John Laurie

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Dead animal toupee.

Rest area - 12 mile.

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

Hi Fi

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Furthest bounced drunk.

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'