Vintage Machines Gifts

Overpriced gumball machine.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Boombox

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"I wonder what this was for."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Telephone Box

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

Gramophone Headphone

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'