Vintage Machinery Enthusiast Gifts

Automatic Egg Rationer

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

The Final Chapter.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Bagging the Chipmunk

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

Lighting a Pipe

Combined Harvester

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

A cheese grader

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'

Cat flap for a truck.

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'