Vintage Machinery Enthusiast Pillows

Automatic Egg Rationer

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Crane fishing

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

The Final Chapter.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Man checks the gears in his chest.

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Bagging the Chipmunk

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

A cheese grader

Combined Harvester

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Lighting a Pipe

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'

Cat flap for a truck.