Vintage Machinery Pillows

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

"I'm not sure what we're seeing but I think it's some kind of antique milking machine."

"Reminds me of the day when I could afford to buy a tractor."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Boombox

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Run from the hills!

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Telephone Box

"She's family."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

Gramophone Headphone

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper