Vintage Machine Fans Pillows

Change (Man changing).

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Adult Barbershop

Night Life: L.A.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Rest area - 12 mile.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Dead animal toupee.

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

Hi Fi

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'

Flowerpot man reads newspaper headlines: Welsh version of windows launched.

Happiness is a warm TV.