Vintage Car Fans Pillows

'Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Best before 65 million BC.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'Our limo's here.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Dead animal toupee.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Rest area - 12 mile.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'And this is our basic model.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Have you installed the heater?

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"