Vintage Car Fan Pillows

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'Wheel technical support line.'

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"The Joneses are keeping up with us-they've bought a clapped out old banger!"

'Our limo's here.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Rest area - 12 mile.

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Angry pensioner

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'And this is our basic model.'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Ducks crossing.

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'