Machinery Aficionado Pillows

Cat flap for a truck.

Crane fishing

'Lower!'

Forklift truck

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Moses and the bridge.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Men's Prayer Group.

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Builders.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Carpenter

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Brunel sees his psychiatrist