Mechanics Aficionado Pillows

'It refuses to stop at garage sales!'

Robot Sculpture

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Moses and the bridge.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

When did you last have your oil changed?

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"On your mark! Get set!"

"You've got a few screws loose."

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Motor-blender.

Bagging the Chipmunk

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Combined Harvester

Lighting a Pipe

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'There will be a 20-minute delay in my presentation of the gasoline combustion engine.'

A cheese grader

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'