Mechanical Enthusiast Pillows

Hard-working.

WD40

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Never marry an engineer."

Moses and the bridge.

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

"You've got a few screws loose."

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

Bagging the Chipmunk

Man checks the gears in his chest.

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Jeremy Clarkson

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

Lighting a Pipe

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.