Mechanical Aficionados Pillows

'Is this high enough?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Crane fishing

"You've got a few screws loose."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

Cat flap for a truck.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

Hard-working.

Forklift truck

'And here's our new and improved version.'

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

WD40

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

I think it's your suspension!

Old Macdonald's Farm Van making Chug Chug and other noises.

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

"2008 Volvo S40 driver's side cup-holder cover replacement store"

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

Freeing a Clockwork Bird

An Incendiary in the Loft

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

'It refuses to stop at garage sales!'

"With some rest, vitamins and mild exercise, that metal fatigue should clear up in just a few weeks!"

The latest construction safety device: air bags on jack hammers.

Travel Pills.

Tired Russian groundsman opens box of robot groundsmen from Canada

Robot Sculpture

"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."

"What? It's a rear view mirror, isn't it?"

'Why didn't you get a company car like everyone else?'