Mechanical Aficionados Mugs

'Is this high enough?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Crane fishing

"You've got a few screws loose."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

Cat flap for a truck.

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Hard-working.

Forklift truck

'And here's our new and improved version.'

WD40

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

I think it's your suspension!

'It refuses to stop at garage sales!'

"2008 Volvo S40 driver's side cup-holder cover replacement store"

Freeing a Clockwork Bird

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

This end up. We called you here so we could build this bookcase that says "some assembly required."

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

An Incendiary in the Loft

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Old Macdonald's Farm Van making Chug Chug and other noises.

"With some rest, vitamins and mild exercise, that metal fatigue should clear up in just a few weeks!"

"What? It's a rear view mirror, isn't it?"

Tired Russian groundsman opens box of robot groundsmen from Canada

Robot Sculpture

"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."

Travel Pills.

The latest construction safety device: air bags on jack hammers.